Category Archives: slahoems

Reynald was an invisible man who was as invisible as one can be But somehow he was the only invisible man that everyone could see You see Reynald felt that though invisible he could have a sense of style So … Continue reading →

My son pulls out my arm and takes a bite of me He lets go and takes four steps to the right of me He crawls into the next room to get out of sight of me As I stand … Continue reading →

Sometimes one can’t find the time To find the words that make lines rhyme One’s head is muddled with all kinds of stuff Preventing one from writing off the cuff That means that someone then has to think To come … Continue reading →

Poor old, old, old, Rip van Winkle Woke from his slumber ’cause he had to tinkle Realized that he was all wrinkled And didn’t see what he had sprinkled… It seems he sprinkled an old lady’s shoe Who already was … Continue reading →

Tick Tock Tick Tock I hear the ticking of my clock Tick Tock Tick Tock What can I do to make it stop? Tick Tock Should I stuff it in a sock? Tick Tock Should I hit it with a … Continue reading →

Very few things makes me feel as alive Than when the summer school bell rings at 2:45 On Friday afternoon with the weekend ahead Where I won’t have to stare at these lazy lugheads This happens but thrice once the summer begins When I … Continue reading →

We live in a world where we settle for mediocrity Yet get frustrated when we get stuck in a life of anonymity We want to be recognized for doing nothing at all Earn millions of dollars for watching others play … Continue reading →

I went to the kitchen and pulled out a frying pan Just then my son came in screaming about his pen That he was trying to attach to a safety pin To create an object resembling a chess pawn I … Continue reading →

I went outside and encountered a gnat Who had somehow gotten entangled in somebody’s net The net appeared to have been recently knit With the strings coming all together forming one knot Anyone who saw me staring at the netted … Continue reading →