Category Archives: Flying Salami Sandwich

These are short stories that were inspired by something my four year old said…”Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a… salami sandwich!” Where he came up with this, don’t ask, but it got me writing!

SALAMI SANDWICH theory #4

Theory #4 Clark Kent had had a bad day.  The Daily Planet had downsized and he was one of the writers who had been let go.  No amount of the superpowers he secretly possessed were going to get him his job … Continue reading

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THEORY #3 on the flying sandwich

“Have you noted any progress in the specimens?” “None, whatsoever, Doctor.” Doctor Pinkpaperpulluppants was getting frustrated.  He had been working on this experiment now for months.  Each one of the subjects he had tested on had died instantly.  He needed … Continue reading

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FLYING SALAMI SANDWICH Theory #2

THEORY #2   “Master, I don’t like this place very much.  It seems that people here don’t understand our powers, and think that we are possessed or something.” The young padawan was definitely troubled as he transmitted this message to his … Continue reading

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FLYING SALAMI SANDWICH Theory #1

(This was actually ispired by my son, Marcos, who said the exact first line of this account out of the blue the other day)     SALAMI SANDWICH IN THE SKY “Look up in the sky… It’s a bird, it’s a plane, … Continue reading

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