Category Archives: A Collection of Short, Short, Short, Short Stories.

As is implied in the title, this is a collection of extremely short stories, some sublime, some humorous, some touching… well, very few are touching, but they all have one thing in common. Oh yeah, I already mentioned that, they’re short. that means you could read them quickly. And don’t look for morals of each story, there usually aren’t any. Sorry

Insomniac

Posted on March 29, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 40 INSOMNIAC… Russ can’t fall asleep. He lies in bed awake. He closes his eyes to no avail Nyquil? Nice try, big guy! Lunesta? That butterfly don’t fly! Russ lies and waits, and hopes. “Positive thoughts… sleep, sleep.” Midnight… … Continue reading →

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Tutor’s Free Afternoon (A MasterCard Moment)

Posted on March 29, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 39 FREE AFTERNOON (A MasterCard Moment) First student doesn’t show up $50 lost Second student doesn’t show up $50 lost Third student doesn’t show up $50 lost Spending the afternoon with the kids because no students showed up… PRICELESS … Continue reading →

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Bathroom with a Broken Lock

Posted on March 27, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 38 BATHROOM WITH A BROKEN LOCK (Door opens) “Get out!… I’m in here!!” “Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry…” “Doesn’t anybody ever knock?!?!?” THE END

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Jeff’s Ex

Posted on March 25, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 37 JEFF’S EX  Marty and Jeff moseyed into the watering hole. They had been told that there was a surprise for them by a few of their friends.  “This better be good,” said Marty as he got a feel … Continue reading →

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Sanity Between the Bells

Posted on March 21, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 36 SANITY BETWEEN THE BELLS My sanity just showed up. It always seems to appear fro five minute spurts. The bell rings and it shows up. I can relax, I can breathe, I can… PULL OUT THE STRAIGHT JACKET!!! … Continue reading →

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Slaho’s Dictionary (A Work in Progress)

Posted on March 15, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 35 Slaho’s Dictionary Oxymoron – An idiot with zits. Dictator – A potato in the shape of a penis. Rumination – A very spacious country. Euthenasia – Minors in China, Japan, India, and their neighboring countries. Delight – To … Continue reading →

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A Frosh’s Nightmare

Posted on March 8, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 34 A Frosh’s Nightmare Kris woke up. “Do you have an answer for me, Mr. Harris?” Kris wiped away the drool that had begun to crust up on his face and looked up at his teacher, Mr. O’Kindley. “Huh?” … Continue reading →

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Another Morning

Posted on March 6, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 33 ANOTHER MORNING Lawrence pushed the snooze button one last time. This time he didn’t wait for it to ring in another nine minutes. He dragged himself out of bed. He went to the bathroom, took his pajamas, put … Continue reading →

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Encounter 47

Posted on March 1, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 32 ENCOUNTER 47 Allen just stood there in the rain. Car after car passed by and the drivers would just stare at him as he’d stare back. He was soaked from head to toe, down to the last hair … Continue reading →

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Long Night

Posted on February 24, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 31 LONG NIGHT It was a long, long night. It began in November and ended in early March. A lot can happen in a night that long. And a lot did. THE END

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