Category Archives: A Collection of Short, Short, Short, Short Stories.

CHAPTER 50  Saburo stealthily stepped out of the window and onto the branch of the great oak. Not a leaf rustled. Camouflaged in the night by his black garb, he was careful not to alert his target. Discipline. Focus. Blend … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 49 DOING MY TAXES I went to the bookstore because I wanted to see if there was a good self help book on doing my own taxes. As I was walking in I saw a book I hadn’t seen … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 48 Two Peas in a Pod Bob and Jeff were two peas in a pod. Bob fell out of the pod while he was sleeping. Jeff called the rescue and they all went to the emergency room. Bob was … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 47   A COLLECTION OF INTELLIGENT QUOTES MADE BY COMPLETE MORONS     THE END

CHAPTER 46 WHY FLYING COWS ARE INDISPENSABLE In a recent study it was learned not only that flying cows exist, but that they are the best form of studying the doppler effect. We are currently at one of the testing … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 45 A Scarcity of Words A picture is worth 1000 words. I left my picture at home. DAMMIT! THE END

CHAPTER 44 Waning Seconds of the Life of a Mosquito GASP!! (flashback) “We’ll call him Bert…” “Look dear, his wings are coming in…” “Honey, He’s Flying, He’s Flying!!” “I’m leaving, mom, it’s time…” “I… LOVE… BLOOD!…” “Puddle ORGY!!!” “Conquering hairy … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 43 3 Questions The climb was almost complete. Christine had been climbing now for three weeks to reach the summit. She knew what she would find there. THE GREAT SAGE. Legend had it that if you’d find him, he … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 42 KINGS Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far way there lived a great king. The one who lives there now is just plain mediocre. THE END

CHAPTER 41 **POOF** They sat in the car. Staring at each other. Who was going to flinch first? “I can’t hold it!” exclaimed Terri looking intently at her husband. “Then, go ahead and release it, but I’m warning you, I … Continue reading →