Let’s go… Slaho!

Things I’ve wondered about…

*          Does a bull look at a cow and wonder, “Look at the udder on her!”?

*          You know how marathons are named after the destination of a Greek messenger sent from Athens 26 miles to Marathon (resulting in is death)?  Well, it’s a good thing that he wasn’t sent to Sodom!  That would mean that every year thousands of people would be participating in the Boston or the New York City Sodom…

*          It’s a good thing we discovered the Earth was round more than 500 years ago.  Discovering it now would have meant that we’d have to get rid of all our current History and Science books!  That would Suck!!

*          Do Eskimos have property insurance on their igloos?

*          Do vegetarian husbands bring home the bacon?  If not, then what do they bring home, the broccoli?

*          You know how when someone does something really stupid, that person is called a Jackass?  Does that mean that if a donkey does something really intelligent, he’s called a Jackman?  Hey, we can call that donkey Hugh!

And just a small observation…

I remember as a kid finding a penny or a nickel on the floor and me thinking I won the lottery. Yesterday I found a nickel on the floor and I gave it to my son.  I might as well have given him a pebble.  It’s incredible how the value of money has changed as well as the perception of small denominations (in particular coins)…

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