CHAPTER 67
BAD GENIE
Josh stared at the lamp before him. Could this really be what he thought it was? Is this the type that a genie would come out of? That would be so neat, he thought. Well, here goes nothing, he figured and rubbed.
POOF!
Yeah what do you want?
Are you a genie?
Yeah, yeah get on with it.
So, I get three wishes right?
That seems to be consensus, so yeah, three’s good.
Great! I thought about it before I rubbed so I’m sooo ready.
I’m here to give wishes. I’m not your bartender, so just wish away dude.
Right, right. I wish for a car…
POOF.
A Yugo shows up before Josh.
What is this?
It’s a car. I see that but you didn’t let me finish. You got me midsentence.
Yeah, sorry. A.D.D. and all. What’s your next wish?
OK but here me out first OK? I wish for a girl…
POOF
A four year old with pig tails appears before Josh and immediately starts bawling for her mother.
What is this?
You wished for a girl, and you got one.
Dude, I wasn’t finished. You gotta let me finish my sentences. I wish you’d stop doing that!
Easy enough. POOF… And the genie and his lamp were gone.
So where do you live kid? I’ll give you a ride home in my Yugo… if you fit.
THE END