The Longest Poem Title That Has Ever Been Written, at Least That I’ve Come Across, That I Know of, and Which I Won’t Change Even If I Find a Longer Title Somewhere Else, Because After All It Is the Title of This Poem, and Changing It Would Change the Artistic Value of This Poem, at Least in My Estimation, So Let’s Hope I never Find Another Longer One

The title of this poem is really long
Maybe I should take it and make it a song
I’d have to find it a rhythm and rhyme
And then I could hum it all of the time
Eventually someone will hear me humming out loud
And ask for the title, which will make me so proud
So I’ll tell them the title that you’ve all read above
It’ll be the longest title they’d ever heard of
Sure it’ll be too long for them to ever repeat
But if they ever do it’ll be a marvelous feat
I’ll want to record it but it’s hard to believe
That the entire title will fit on the CD sleeve
Scrap the song idea. A new idea’s in my head
I’ll add a few words to the title and make it a novel instead