Poor old, old, old, Rip van Winkle
Woke from his slumber ’cause he had to tinkle
Realized that he was all wrinkled
And didn’t see what he had sprinkled…
It seems he sprinkled an old lady’s shoe
Who already was confused about what to do
She saw the old man whizzin’ in front of her crew
And heard the kids crying in unison, “Ewwwwwww!!”