Monthly Archives: July 2007

A PLAN GONE AWRY (an excerpt from “The Inept Adventures of Captain Stump”)

Posted on July 25, 2007 by Slaho

Chapter 57 A PLAN GONE AWRY (an excerpt from “The Inept Adventures of Captain Stump”) The captain boarded the ship with that wry smile on his face that he would get when he thought he’d done something intelligent. “I am … Continue reading →

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Kidless Baby Bash

Posted on July 18, 2007 by Slaho

Last Saturday, the 14th of July we had a couples baby shower in anticipation of our latest addition to the Ortega family… the yet to be named Ortega baby “#4″. We had a few entertaining activities planned for the party … Continue reading →

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Entitled Couch Potato

Posted on July 13, 2007 by Slaho

We live in a world where we settle for mediocrity Yet get frustrated when we get stuck in a life of anonymity We want to be recognized for doing nothing at all Earn millions of dollars for watching others play … Continue reading →

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Pee-n’

Posted on July 9, 2007 by Slaho

I went to the kitchen and pulled out a frying pan Just then my son came in screaming about his pen That he was trying to attach to a safety pin To create an object resembling a chess pawn I … Continue reading →

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A”NUT”ter POEM

Posted on July 8, 2007 by Slaho

I went outside and encountered a gnat Who had somehow gotten entangled in somebody’s net The net appeared to have been recently knit With the strings coming all together forming one knot Anyone who saw me staring at the netted … Continue reading →

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Message to Math Haters

Posted on July 5, 2007 by Slaho

I love living for the day. I love math. When one survives an event, they deal with the aftermath. I’ll remain in the event so I won’t deal with the aftermath. I love math. I guess math haters then must … Continue reading →

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