Archive for June, 2007

Proposed Sequels

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Seeing how this is the summer of the sequel, I thought I’d list a few more prposed sequels and a synopsis of each.  The idea for doing this actually came from my son who asked me when Finding Nemo 2 was coming out.

Finding Nemo 2 - Nemo, now a teenager, has lost his way, and begins going to a psychiatrist to “find” himself 

Dumberest - A documentary on the guy who decided it would be a good idea to make Dumb and Dumberer

Trading Places Again - Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroid trade places again but this time because they REALLY want to.

Another Night in the Museum - Ben Stiller’s son stays in the museum after a field trip to surprise his dad, only to realize he doesn’t work there anymore, (that liar) and that everyone in there is going crazy without him - particularly the monkey!

Da Vinci Code 2 - More clues are found in Da Vinci’s paintings, this time pointing to the fact Michelangelo was a transvestite and was “really mean” to Da Vinci back in the day.

301 - Sequel to 300 where 301 spartans use their washboard abs to do daily chores like wash the laundry and crack walnuts.

Mr. and Mrs. and Junior Smith - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted an assassin from a third world country and send him off to do their bidding while they go and celebrate life on their $400 million yacht.

The Day After the Day After Tomorrow - What’s left of the world gets destroyed while an orphan cat looks for a new life underwater.

 

OH AND THERE”S MORE COMING!!!!

Can’t and Can

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

I can’t play the guitar, but I can play with your mind
I can’t cook a pot roast, but I can cook up some trouble
I can’t give directions, but I can give a darn
I can’t plant a tree, but I can plant ideas in your head
For someone who can’t do much, I can really do a lot with you
HUH!?!

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