Monthly Archives: May 2007

SOON TO BE RICH

Thought I’d let you know, I am going to be a millionaire How will it happen? It’s not something I can share But it’ll happen. I know it, it will happen In the near future I am going to become … Continue reading

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Life Occurrances: The sequel(s)

One life occurrance was just not enough. It was obvious from the first one I wrote that more would follow, regardless of popularity, or critical acclaim. Alas that cannot be said for movies. It seems that nowadays if a movie … Continue reading

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The Happiest Day of the Year

For accountants it’s the 16th of April For Santa it’s December 25th For mothers it’s May’s second Sunday For fathers, the 3rd Sunday of June Children can’t wait for Halloween candy Christians rejoice when Easter arrives Many of these days … Continue reading

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Career Choice

Chapter 52 CAREER CHOICE Allen always wanted to be a doctor. Then he passed out when he saw his little brother getting vaccinated. Allen’s an accountant now. THE END

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Minding your P’s

What makes you think That you giving me a piece of your mind Would ever give me any peace of mind So stop rearranging the q’s and p’s in your mind And cease giving info like you have a PEZ of a … Continue reading

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Let the Rain Come

I normally don’t like it when it begins to rain I wish it would stop and let sunshine remain But lately the rain has been a welcome sight Let it rain through the day and into the night The drought … Continue reading

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The A-Z of Recruiting

“A” man, whatcha doing? You wanna “B” part of the gang? I “C” you’re interested “D” look on your face in unmistakable If you join it won’t be “E”sy It’ll take a lot of “F”ort But “G”, it’ll be worth … Continue reading

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A SPOT OF TEA

If you don’t mind I’d like if you find A small cup of tea You could offer to me It’s about that time So squeeze half a lime To give the tea taste Please don’t make haste I really do … Continue reading

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS GOD TOO

This poem was inspired by one of those chain letters that we are supposed to continually send to ten people so as to not break a chain of good luck, while spreading a good message. I refuse to send e-mails … Continue reading

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What was I thinking?

Just saw the midnight showing of Spiderman 3, and just got home at 3:15 am.  The movie was disappointing.  I can’t believe I have to wake up in 3 hours!  Then again I wouldn’t have been complaining if I would … Continue reading

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