Exercise, exercise, going to work out
Going to see if I can pump myself up
Get out some light weights for these unused muscles
To lift and lift until I’ve had enough
Got some blubber to burn and burn really fast
I have a six pack I haven’t seen in forever
And even if I never ever see it again
At least I’ll be able to say that my gut looks better
I’m going to try to chisel my arms and my abs
And get the attention of GQ magazine
And after a few months of really working hard
I’ll be hot and luscious and sizzlin’ and lean
My body’ll be rock solid for all of the girls
To come and check out and thoroughly admire
Until my wife stands in their line of sight
Sending them on their way, putting out their fire
I’ll be so irresistable I won’t be able to go out
I’ll have to stay home and work out some more
And soon I’ll have gotten so gargantuanly big
That I no longer will fit through the door
My chest will have grown to be the size of a truck
My back is going to be as big as a tractor
This is to prove wrong all of my naysayers
And to shut the mouths of all of my detractors
I hope the world’s ready for what going to transpire
I’m coming out with a full head of steam
Oh wait, my wife’s thrown away my old rusted weights
So much for my ridiculously far-fetched dream
So, who wants to go to Burger King? I’m buying!
(Limit two, please)