HERE I AM AFTER SHAVING AND CUTTING MY OWN HAIR. I DID PRETTY GOOD RIGHT? IT’S EASY WHEN YOU’RE GOING BALD… JUST DON’T CUT THE TOP!!
AFTER 
BEFORE 
(CAN’T EVEN TELL I CUT IT, CAN YOU?)
OK MAYBE YOU CAN SEE MY HAIR BETTER HERE… I WAS HAVING AN INTERIOR STRUGGLE AS TO WHETHER I SHOULD CUT MY OWN HAIR OR IF I SHOULD ENTRUST IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. I WON.
                                    