Monthly Archives: January 2007

LIFE OCCURRANCE AND THE OCCURANCE OF LIFE

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Slaho

You know that the more things that occur in life the more that life occurs. Pretty deep, huh? So deep you may drown while stuck in the muck, probably. I’ll spare you from a slow death, and bring you back … Continue reading →

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A Collection of Intelligent Quotes Made by Complete Morons

Posted on January 29, 2007 by Slaho

CHAPTER 47   A COLLECTION OF INTELLIGENT QUOTES MADE BY COMPLETE MORONS     THE END

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Something to Whiff at

Posted on January 26, 2007 by Slaho

Everybody eats So everyone digests If the food don’t sit right You won’t have to warn your guests Everyone consumes So everybody must relieve But don’t release with people around They all will likely leave Everybody dines So all stomachs … Continue reading →

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Why Flying Cows Are Indispensable

Posted on January 6, 2007 by Slaho

CHAPTER 46 WHY FLYING COWS ARE INDISPENSABLE In a recent study it was learned not only that flying cows exist, but that they are the best form of studying the doppler effect. We are currently at one of the testing … Continue reading →

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