Monthly Archives: October 2006

Hiding Curls

Posted on October 31, 2006 by Slaho

Hiding Curls  There once was a man with curly hair  So curly in fact, that everybody would stare  He shaved his whole head and left it bare  Then people gawked at it because nothing was there.  The poor man knelt … Continue reading →

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A Scarcity of Words

Posted on October 27, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 45 A Scarcity of Words A picture is worth 1000 words. I left my picture at home. DAMMIT! THE END

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Waning Seconds of the Life of a Mosquito

Posted on October 27, 2006 by Slaho

CHAPTER 44 Waning Seconds of the Life of a Mosquito GASP!! (flashback) “We’ll call him Bert…” “Look dear, his wings are coming in…” “Honey, He’s Flying, He’s Flying!!” “I’m leaving, mom, it’s time…” “I… LOVE… BLOOD!…” “Puddle ORGY!!!” “Conquering hairy … Continue reading →

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Foggy Future

Posted on October 2, 2006 by Slaho

Foggy Future The unenviable task of writing my life Has unfortunately fallen to me. It would be so much easier if someone else did it But he’s got his own life to write about, see? The decisions I make lead … Continue reading →

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