Let’s go… Slaho!

CHAPTER 35
Slaho’s Dictionary
Oxymoron - An idiot with zits.
Dictator - A potato in the shape of a penis.
Rumination - A very spacious country.
Euthenasia - Minors in China, Japan, India, and their neighboring countries.
Delight - To turn off a lamp.
Mosquito - A small building for Hispanic Muslim’s to worship in.
Sandwich - An old desert hag.
Summer - Someone who adds things.
Antenna - What I call my Tia Enaida.
Electric - To vote Richard into office.
Nosy - Without the last letter in the alphabet.
Denise - Denephew’s sister.
Dislocation - Here.
Doorway - The solid ones? About 50 pounds.
Manganese - Leg joints on tropical fruits.
Isolate - Cuban way of saying that he is extremely tardy.
Homogeneous – A really smart gay guy.
(A work in progress)

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