Slaho’s Dictionary (A Work in Progress)

CHAPTER 35
Slaho’s Dictionary
Oxymoron – An idiot with zits.
Dictator – A potato in the shape of a penis.
Rumination – A very spacious country.
Euthenasia – Minors in China, Japan, India, and their neighboring countries.
Delight – To turn off a lamp.
Mosquito – A small building for Hispanic Muslim’s to worship in.
Sandwich – An old desert hag.
Summer – Someone who adds things.
Antenna – What I call my Tia Enaida.
Electric – To vote Richard into office.
Nosy – Without the last letter in the alphabet.
Denise – Denephew’s sister.
Dislocation – Here.
Doorway – The solid ones? About 50 pounds.
Manganese – Leg joints on tropical fruits.
Isolate – Cuban way of saying that he is extremely tardy.
Homogeneous – A really smart gay guy.
(A work in progress)