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Monthly Archives: February 2006
2 Minutes
CHAPTER 28 2 MINUTES My three year old was playing outside, I said, “It’s time to come in.” “Two minutes, dad, two minutes, until this game ends.” “OK,” I said, “but then you gotta run in.” She was watching TV … Continue reading
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I AM
This poem is actually a song that I was hearing in my head and i wrote it down as if it were being sung. It’ll make more sense when you’re reading it, I hope.  I AM So you come … Continue reading
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A Case of Mistaken Identity
CHAPTER 27 A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY 1st guy: Hey Bob 2nd guy: My name’s not Bob. 1st guy: Oh. THE END
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Failed Super Sidekicks
CHAPTER 26 Failed Super Sidekicks The following are the brief histories of failed superhero sidekicks: Hero – Aquaman Sidekick – Waterboy Waterboy was incessantly made fun of after a movie bearing his name had an idiot who wet his bed … Continue reading
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Lucky Guy
LUCKY GUY She’s a beauty 100% cutie If she were ice cream She’d be tutti frutti Some fine woman  It’s so true, man Perfection from the species We call human From head to toenail  No flaw, that’s no tale No … Continue reading
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Mashnaki Soventu
Mashnaki Soventu Uns stersum mistarus Vertem an cadjnah Quistemus mirnush uns ders Grishen meshen madj hah Bristen malu dalu grum Kloshten bidi Tanzit An parguasti bleegen murg Hachtran pas tro dancit Liliong plesh-ti rachnab Ick groshneetch hanker rix Dander Kohkoh … Continue reading
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SPEED UP!!!
So I was driving to work this morning after dropping off my daughter, when I ran into a car driving 15 miles per hour. I was a bit bitter (that sounds like a comparative of the same word huh? like … Continue reading
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Did Not!
CHAPTER 25 DID NOT! Dad eased into the car. His head was throbbing. He didn’t know what else to do. It seemed that every time he got into the car with the kids, they were arguing. “Stop that, Louie, don’t … Continue reading
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Taste Tests
FOOD! What a remarkable thing. When it’s present I eat it. It doesn’t matter if I’m hungry or not. If it smells good and it’s there for the taking, I eat it. And there’s so much good stuff out there. … Continue reading
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Flutterby the Butterfly
Flutterby the Butterfly I was sitting outside when I saw a butterfly flutter by. This made me think. Does that mean that a bobcat has a cob bat? Would a dogfish eat a fog dish? Will a stingray let a … Continue reading
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