My Dirties

CHAPTER 30
My Dirties
A friend of mine asked me if I liked being dirty.
I said yes.
I also liked being dirty tree.
I remember when I celebrated my dirty turd.
It was a great day.
I’m looking forward to dirty heaven.
But first I need to enjoy dirty sex.
I figure I ‘ve enjoyed one turd of life already!
Eventually, I’ll be forty.
By den, hopefully I won’t be wearing dis stupid retainer dat doesn’t let me pronounce t-h properly!
Den it will make sense when I say dat dirty turds is ten.
DE END