Rachel’s Ears
Rachel O’Mears
Has big ears
And to her it appears
That when she sees her peers
Who are standing so near
Beginning to cheer,
They’re really jeers
So she bursts into tears
Because to her it is clear
That what she hears
Is what she most fears…
That they’re mocking her ears.
So for the past few years
She has started to veer
When she sees her peers
She shifts her gears
And away she steers
From the other kids’ sneers.
The poor dear!
If only she knew that her problem is that she smells really bad.
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