Monthly Archives: January 2006

CHAPTER 10       What’s Going On? (sequel to What’s Up?) So, here I was driving into the parking lot at my daughter’s school. I came early to avoid the traffic and to meet with one of her teachers. The parking lot … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 9 SIAMESE DUCKS Mother Duck waited as her egg began to hatch. it was the last of her eggs still intact and she was just waiting for her last little rascal to come out. Finally the moment was here! … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 8 THE LIFE AND TIMES OF BOHRIUM (Chemical Compound, Bh-262) I’M ALIv… (phhht) THE END

CHAPTER 7 A MAN NAMED FREDERICK JOHANNSON There once was a man named Frederick Johannson. Really, there must have been. At least the odds are pretty good that there once was. Settled. There was. THE END

CHAPTER 6 WHAT’S UP? I was walking one day through the parking lot at my daughter’s school. I was running a little late, so I was going at a pretty brisk pace. I looked around as I walked, as I … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 5 FLIP THE CROSSEYED FLY Flip flew into the room and turned the corner quickly to catch his breath. Seconds later, Flanders joined him. “Did you see that, Fland? I can’t believe I got away!” “You ain’t kidding, Flip? … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 4   COMING HOME (A sequel to UNNECESSARY) Child: Where am I? GOD: HOME… welcome!   THE BEGINNING

CHAPTER 3   UNNECESSARY What’s this… where am I? What am I? Whatever I am, or whoever I am, I AM! Now what are these things before me, I have a whole bunch of them! They are attached to something. … Continue reading →

CHAPTER 2 (ATTEMPTED) INTERVIEW WITH A JEDI This is an account of the attempted interview by reporter Lac Tosin-Tallerant and the great Jedi Master Tirun Payo LTT: Jedi Master Tirun Payo, I’m glad I caught up to you. I was … Continue reading →