Picking Your Nose

When you were first created
God went to the store.
He wanted you to be perfect
Down to the last pore.
He chose the color of your eyes and hair
He found a color for your skin.
He selected out the family
That He wanted you to be in.
But one of the most difficult
Problems that arose
Was making sure that he did well
When He picked your nose.
He couldn’t pick it too big
Because then everyone would stop and stare.
He couldn’t pick it too small
Because you wouldn’t see it was there.
He couldn’t pick it too long
It would make you cross your eyes.
He couldn’t pick it too short
You would have trouble smelling pies.
He wanted to pick out the perfect one
So He took His old sweet time.
That’s why your nose looks so good on your face,
As mine looks good on mine.