Monthly Archives: January 2006

Hope From a Mutant

CHAPTER 17 HOPE FROM A MUTANT The doctor came out of the office with a concerned look on his face. “It’s bad isn’t it?” She started to cry in anticipation of what she assumed was horrible news. “What I need … Continue reading

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Elmer the Forgetful Elephant

CHAPTER 16 Elmer the Forgetful Elephant The elephants were all arriving at the party. Jonah couldn’t wait for everybody to get there. These potluck parties were his specialty. Marco was bringing the peanut souflet. Nicole was bringing farmer hay soup. … Continue reading

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Avoiding a Friend

AVOIDING A FRIEND  I headed out of home last night and started heading west.  It was something I decided to do to avoid an unwanted guest.  Our friendship had grown tiresome, he had expected too much of me.  So I … Continue reading

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Kindness

KINDNESS  It’s extraordinary when I find  Despite the daily grind  People helping the maligned  Whether to the poor or to the blind  Disregarding the ties that bind  Or what they’ve left behind  To offer the needy some piece of mind  … Continue reading

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(I shouldn’t put a title here but just in case)

CHAPTER 13 (I’m not superstitious but out of respect for those who are, I’m skipping this Chapter) (Just pretend I didn’t write anything in here) (This is just a blank page) (You didn’t see anything here, OK?) (Go on to … Continue reading

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Picking Your Nose

When you were first created God went to the store. He wanted you to be perfect Down to the last pore. He chose the color of your eyes and hair He found a color for your skin. He selected out … Continue reading

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The Greatest Story Ever Told… Ever (Really, no contest) ((ABRIDGED))

CHAPTER 15 (A Patient God’s Plan) THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD… EVER (REALLY, NO CONTEST) ((ABRIDGED)) God made man. Man shunned God. Hope seemed lost. God had a plan. God waited. God chose a people. The people shunned God. Hope … Continue reading

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Bob

CHAPTER 14 BOB Bob had never failed a test before. Bob failed his first test today. It really sucks to be Bob. THE END

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Balderdash! and Beyond?

Chapter 12  BALDERDASH! AND BEYOND? She sould have seen it coming. She’d been to a trochomancer and attended an extispicy. Both had warned her. The oneirocritic had confirmed her fears. Now, Kifa,the fernticled kakamurum had been captured in the pooter … Continue reading

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Chapter 11

CHAPTER 11 Bankruptcy. THE END

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